That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

I thought this was AI. Grok says otherwise, but it’s an AI, so I don’t trust it. If it’s real… left here without comment other that “Wow.”

Good luck to my Albertan friends. I’m not sure if they realize they’d be better off without the rest of Canada, but perhaps they’ll soon learn that’s the case. Btw much of the US would be better off without our federal government too.

I'm fairly certain I'd accidentally drop her. I'm clumsy like that.

Yep.

You might think that... until you grab the wrong pistol when someone breaks in. ;-)

I find it interesting that the entertainment industry goes out of its way to write characters that just basically do what I've done my entire life. Apparently, I'm entertaining as fuck.

Hint: he played second base for the St. Louis Wolves.

You can only piss away hundreds of millions of dollars on woke garbage for just so long.

This account consistently makes me burst out laughing. Highly recommend giving it a try.

Fyi, they never got to my style, but that would be because it's not designer.

Something that's always puzzled me: Couldn't he have died for our sins from old age? Sure, torture and unjust execution is more dramatic, but must God be a drama queen on this one? It seems unnecessary. For that matter, so does anyone dying for our sins. Seems like a design flaw.

It's good to see politicians finally adopting (purely as rhetoric) what I've been seriously recommending for a decade or more, but it would be better if they started seriously implementing what I suggest right away.

Yikes. 22 paragraphs. 20 combined instances of "I" or "me." Well, I suppose what happens in the Oval Office really is about her, so...🤷‍♂️.

This probable explains why some of my stocks hit their "sell" price. Excellent!

My God! I've been telling Leftists who bitched about CO2 they're destroying the Earth by breathing in and out, spewing CO2 all over the place, and they should really stop it since at least the 80s. Another joke I didn't expect them to adopt as their actual policy.

And the Big 10 (base 18) makes up 1/2 of the championship game too. I'm kind of glad they didn't make up 100% of it. That'd be a bit embarrassing given the Big Ten (base 18) tournament winner was already knocked out.