⠀ don’t be shy , keep her company ; who knows , you might get some drinks in return . ⠀

how many names ?

any of the names happen to be . . . raven ?

if he is trying to fight , he can just say that . no need to pretend to be intimidating .

oop —— he should watch his words . sounds like someone’s getting close to slut - shaming .

. . . can’t believe she wears a suit with half her ass out and she still has to prove this .

he does know that there are easier ways to say that he hates women , right ?

imagine having zero drip and still thinking you can get a goth girlfriend .

drip ? she doesn’t see it .

some drinks to relax then ? she will buy them too —-

no .

no , stop it .

all i’m gonna make you do is go outside and touch grass .

somehow i am having a hard time believing that .

let me watch and i’ll believe you .

lead the way , i am right behind you .

( as promised , she is following right behind him . )

look —- is she lying ?

good morning raven nation .