Allie (@ayyraang) 's Twitter Profile
Allie

@ayyraang

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calendar_today20-08-2011 23:24:56

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there is no such feeling like making direct eye contact with an old man who has cream cheese on the sides of his mouth from his 5am airport bagel.

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Chicago saw the sun today and assumed it was warm, when it’s actually 28 outside. Therefore, not a single soul is wearing the correct jacket.

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after 7 sessions with my new therapist she told me she's proud of me today. so I'm done with therapy because I have healed and I am perfect.

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too bad when you win gold the song has to be your national anthem and the olympics doesn't just let you pick any song to karaoke 🙄

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“You are so cute. You’re like a giant red headed sexy lady.” - woman at wedding to me. would appreciate if not for the word GIANT.

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And Just Like That, it's spring in Chicago where the snow is melting & uncovering all of the frozen dog shit. I Couldn't Help But Wonder... maybe I too have shit to uncover.

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Just ate some loose tictacs from the bottom of my purse. Maybe I’ll turn into a witch and I won’t have to work anymore.