He won’t tweet about it so I will. sandon🤷‍♂️🏖 put a jawbreaker in the tub because he thought it was a bath bomb.

Ok I hate airports

If you travel like this, I want to be you when I grow up

No I️ flip my phone over to let you insecure fools know I️m focused on you

“your skin is nice” is the most underrated compliment

In Chicago we don’t say “I love you”. We say “yes, I can pick you up at O’hare” and I think that’s beautiful.

I got some aluminum free deodorant and baybeeee lemme tell you... I NEED all the aluminum

Rule 24.5 No Crying at the Pynk When them auto payments hit your bank account all at once..

rather be alone than to be in bad company

Wishing I was bold enough to make an onlyfans

Last minute costumes are my one and only talent

Done with people that lack compassion

Miss my day one 🥺

after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story