Had to borrow an old laptop for job applying related purposes.. but I’ve opened the disc-drive and just about broke down in tears of sheer joy

Who tf is having a shave on the train

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Tottenham are the ONLY team from the right side of the Champions League knockout bracket to have reached a UCL final since 2016.

Biggest of fair plays to my mate who is working in Dubai just now and is away to ask the hotel he’s staying at to switch the news over to the Old Firm game. Priorities.

Make it make sense, VAR. ⚽️ Ekitike push vs Spurs - Goal ❌ Romero push vs West Ham - No Goal ❌ Muani push vs Arsenal - No Goal ⚽️ Wilson push vs Spurs - Goal Identical situations. 4/4 decisions go against Spurs.

Just fucking relegate us lad it can’t be any worse than this can it

fair enough

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

How have they managed to ruin f1 so badly

Ronnie O'Sullivan wiping out playing VR pool when he goes to lean on a table that isn't there 😂

Warming up for tomorrow #cheltenhamfestival

Kinsky coming off for Vicario 15 minutes in

I don’t get how spurs find new ways to embarrass me but they manage it

If you’re eating satay sticks on the delayed 18:00 to Newcastle and reading this… fuck you

Begging for spare change is a dying trade. Can’t remember the last time I carried coins. Tight bastards don’t give me any change.

Year is 2068 and the only way they get me to respond to my dementia treatment is by playing retro fifa songs

Yeah we’re going down

😂

Andros Townsend going full Matt Le Tissier wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card