San Francisco is like a giant adult preschool for well-meaning autists with a childlike whimsy who happen to be building the technocapital Antichrist it’s honestly extremely amusing

no se han dado cuenta que raffaella carrá todo lo que hacía era gritar?

los gays que escuchan tate mcrae tienen peter pan syndrome

who did thisssss 😭😭

i swear to god planet fitness es un manicomio

“how the body warns about high cortisol” 🎤🤪🎶

unassisted dips cause i don’t need no man

why do coaches/bodybuilders obsess over getting an expensive car or a chase sapphire reserve

i just want yall to know that there’s people out there that believe rosal*a “elevated” reggaeton

When I make it, I won't tell anyone but I'll buy everything on this magazine

does ipad medium fit in that tiny new yorker tote bag

watching miss universe cause it's no different than listening to artists talk about how they're marginalized enough to receive grants

vi el noose con cartas de luma and my eyes rolled so far into my head that i saw my brain

gworl they’re playing cleo sol en cafe regina

“yo naturalmente tengo un culo grande” -pao

.Lushious Massacr I want u to dragvestigate the Apple Store and find out if they still sell the HIV iPhone

tener un Tesla y una sala con popcorn ceiling is diabolical

heavily invested in my simcity, it’s my top priority

estoy como cansaíto de ver a soraya montengro en mi timeline, like ok we get it

sealamadre de los pokemon gays