all of life feels like this recently

being strict is so fun…i said dont do that

Y’all are so lucky I don’t have a dragon

cinderella was lowkey a soft ass bitch you not finna bully me in MY daddy house

Since I was a little girl I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money, when I grew up.

Not only are we in a literacy crisis, but there are way too many people who struggle with comprehension.

DONT MAKE ME CALL…. SOLANGE

no one talks about the personality shift as you get older. where you no longer want to be impressive, you want to be rested. you want to be regulated and completely unavailable to anything that drains you

we need to have a serious conversation about brian steel now not gonna lie

Me pretending to be shocked when the girl with the loser boyfriend is also a loser..

Skalskalskalsskalskak

for a girl who loves sleep and hates stress, i really picked a questionable career path

That’s the point! Kidnapping in broad daylight

Can’t make you a m if you laid up, dweeb