Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like allow me talk to 3 happy employees please

I’m tired of work interfering with my ability to lay in my bed

I excused my daughter’s absence from school today, but it was denied. How are you going to tell me, the parent, that the reason I allowed my child to stay home isn’t accepted?

Thought the roaches took control man

This is honestly getting out of control. In the last few wks women have been attacked and/or killed at an alarming rate and no one is doing anything about it. When i say women need to start carrying guns im so serious.

I’m gonna be honest, we don’t need half the sequels that are being made lately

You ever be at work and realise the job isn't even hard, it’s actually the people who make it exhausting??

PUT THE ÐAMN PAY IN THE JOB DESCRIPTION. WE’RE TIRED

what possible market other than mass shooters could this appeal to

Thank you, come again!!! ❤️

I’ll say it again and again. Working 8 to 9 hours a day, 5 to 6 days a week, 11 months a year just to barely afford one week of vacation is a form of systemic violence. You do not work to live, you live to work.

Which means she wouldn’t be able to see a child ….

every game console I own combined with my laptop and phone don’t even amount to 5 terabytes yet every pedophile on earth somehow has access to an infinitesimal number

It's almost as if huge truck hoods and lifted wheels are terrible for forward visibility

The ocean. They tried to keep them out of the OCEAN!

how it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

unfortunately i’m not addicted to the grind i am addicted to the unwind i love chilling and relaxation and overall taking it easy

If this was 2008, BET would’ve been playing The American Dream: The Jackson 5 movie on repeat 24/7 for the last 2 weeks. We really lost that recipe

Hey so they ate babies. They ate human beings. And they're still in office.