Watching movie with ur mom is just her asking u questions only the director would know the answers to

Okay she ate this look downnnn

add anania and then make us all make out

They gave her a sinking ship and she started patching that mf up

GIRLS, WHEN DID OUR LIVES BECOME SO SERIOUS THAT WE STOPPED DOING RANDOM MAKEUP JUST TO TAKE A PHOTO BY THE WINDOW CURTAIN?

There is a human process in creativity that cannot be prompted away.

not her knowing the dance too omfg iconic😭🥹

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

when you devote your life to take care of your sibling and lose yourself in the process.

one time I applied for a job at a dispensary and I asked the boss if they had benefits and he said "free weed" and I was like what about health benefits and he was like "free medical weed"

My nieces talking about I only have healthy snacks and they’re nasty. I just spent the last 2 days making fruit leather & home made ice cream for their arrival . Fuck them 🥲😭

Friends. Having actual friends. Not familiar acquaintances or online mutuals. Real Friends. One of the best hacks for a fulfilling life.

47 and you don’t want a monogamous relationship…. WITH MEGAN THEE STALLION MIND U

and if you’re not monogamous — you should definitely LEAD with that — when dating someone.

i’m in that nigga family house JUST LIKE THIS

LMAOOOOO why did this man get my tweet printed out and put it in the bouquet 😂😂😂

waiting for that fck men summer song they writin together rn

Shutup bitch we love you

I was in line at the bookstore & the guy behind me was talking shit about every woman in line "her boobs are out..." "those leggings are tight" "she's looking like a hooker" so I whispered "the guy behind us is looking at people's boobs" and my aunt faces the guy & says "this guy