Fucking mosquito decided to bite me as I was laying. So I hunted it down all over the room and extracted my utter revenge by eradicating it’s miserable life with Off.

Today in 1927, the 1913 Rice Hotel completes its third wing, and adds an 18th floor, making it the largest hotel south of Chicago. Downtown Houston

Meet me at midnight.

Argentina have renamed their training facility after Lionel Messi 🐐 📸: leomessi/IG

Rip X

Each interview I’ve seen of Bobbi Althoff has gotten increasingly worse and worse wtf

I’m not gonna argue with an “ American” I’ma just put gratuity

If you know you sodding know

Today in 1836, Houston is born when land speculators Augustus & John Allen advertise for their Town of Houston.

Happy 187th Birthday, H-Town! 🤘

Today in 1835, Texian settlers clash with the Mexican Army in the Battle of Gonzales, the beginning of the Texas Revolution. The Texians successfully challenge the Mexican Army to “Come and Take It.”

Today in 1887, William Marsh Rice buys the Capitol Hotel, later renaming it the Rice Hotel. Rice University Downtown Houston

Drake on Bahamas promises

WAKE UP ASTROS

Rick Ross dropping a diss song right after Drake’s absolute banger