I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

I don’t understand how thoroughly this needs to be reiterated; nightlife is not just DJ’s and promoters, it’s the bartenders, door people, bar backs, security, safer space people, sound people, light techs!!! You need to treat these people with the same level of care and respect.

have you ever accidentally maximized to full screen your inbox on your big monitor? scariest thing i've seen this halloween season.

romance is dead

So those are actually called friends

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

i have to lose 10 pounds and clean my room and get a new job and be more outgoing and make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping so late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself

Is Zohran powerful enough to get Desus and Mero back together? I’m a one issue voter, the people need answers

girl so help me god if you don’t put your fucking records on

Sydney Sweeney would never.

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad

I’m writing the next great American email

Okay, I know I'm fucking old. Spotify HAD this feature way back in like 2011-2012. Sunsetted it, and now it's baaaaaaack.

Zohran Mamdani is to me what Princess Diana was to my mom

The FYP ate the follower

me reading everyone’s AI linkedin think pieces

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

"let me ask chat gpt" me: