‘Are you busy?’ Me: ‘No’ *Incoming video call*

Healthy marriages exist and I'm going to have one .

Just finished washing all my clothes

James Tarkowski watching Benjamin Sesko run past him before scoring:

The guilt of not being able to perform well in academics knowing you have the potential

I think you can feel when your life is about to take a completely (positive) turn

Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills and outstanding debts. Broke again within an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just amazing!

If Prayers have genuinely ever worked for you. Retweet this.

I'm that student who would know the answer and still not raise hand.

Sorry but if you didn’t have Fun in University. You can’t have again anywhere.

If you're proud of your Dad. Retweet this.

When your father refers you work 😭😭

Linux users: "I like to type out commands!" Also, Linux users:

To be called inconsistent, you have to be consistently inconsistent...making you consistent

When you barely pass a course, but you see it again the next semester with “II” behind it.

A century of goals ⚽️ A century of assists 🅰️ Bruno Fernandes, a Manchester United icon 🌟

Man United players during the international break.

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

I will wait🙂