when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

This video is also proof Janet the only one that could really go toe to toe with her brother when it comes to dancing.

living breathing celestial dragon

Dave my pick for real bro lol. He so crazy talented.

See how they got everyone trained bc in what world should any concert tickets ever be $450-500?!?!?! A CONCERT?!?!?!?

Blackberry Marmalade

As far as fame goes, Mike is in a closer conversation with Jesus than he is with other celebrities and I genuinely wish I was exaggerating

Robots cleaning rivers > robots writing screenplays

Costco used to do this to people who come in without memberships.

For 30 pieces of silver he'll give up the block

JEEZY LIKE TO DRANK JEEZY LIKE TO SMOKE JEEZY LIKE TO MIX ARM & HAMMER WIT HIS COKE

“Being hated by losers is the price I pay for not being one of them”

I kept this shit for years. Then we had a house fire.

Tell me I'm wrong...

Ye was right

The wildest thing about gas prices going from $2.84 to $4.47 a gallon in a few months is that Donald Trump was mentioned in the Epstein files over 38,000 times.

You said this waaaaay nicer than me lmfao