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News from Science Bubonic Plague vs Covid

why would he do this.

Why Future look like Bojack Horseman

Am now pregnant because when the first pregnancy test came negative we celebrated it with sex

My apt building has a fridge full of drinks that people can grab from. This week they put up a sign that says please take one and started locking it after hours. Come to find out someone came with a backpack and emptied it out. It’s always one dumb bitch that ruins nice things

Taking a $49 Lyft to the airport rn. Thinking about getting a $32 club sandwich and a $15 beer when I get there. Maybe grab a $9 bag of Chex mix for the flight

HR listening to your story:

twitter when Obama was president >>>>

Peak corporate greed was when apple discontinued including charging block and headphones with new iPhones.

Dunno if I should frame it or keep it as a coffee table piece

A Detroit police officer appeared in court virtually wearing his uniform top with no pants on Judge: “You got some pants on, officer?”

it’s kinda getting unfair now ☕️

eeeeeYUCCK

EXACTLY MEG!!!!!!

Ooh, they did that!! ❤️

Sydney Sweeney at Variety's 2025 Power of Women Los Angeles

A land rat eating a sky rat is crazy

One of the girls at work told me it looks like I’ve lost weight and I look good. Hell yeah brother 🥳

Chipotle’s texts are so childish. Like not all these damn emoji’s lol