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Do I have another in the freezer to eat at the G next week? Of course.

Now seated for Snoop Dogg

So proud of this team

The streets will never forget

The year is 2032. You've just finished up at your high-paying job at the car manufacturer (we build in Australia again). You drive your new Australian-made V8 Monaro to the footy. Your team loses to the Brisbane Lions.

The atrocious fit of that shirt is more offensive than the bacon

This tracks tbh. I’ve met like 5 people in my entire life who’ve moved there. Everyone goes on holiday, comes back and says “I had an amazing time! But two weeks was plenty, no more thank you.”

Pretty much everything has already been said but I need to ask my fellow Aussies something. What do you think this man does for a job? Because I feel like I can instinctively answer that question with 100% certainty but I’m not sure if that says more about me or him.

Instinctively and unintentionally quoted a line from Kung Pow to myself just now and I think I may have never been more unattractive to my wife

Jane Goodall died today. While smarter and more informed people will talk about her work, I want to share a snippet from her Wikipedia page - the two greatest paragraphs ever on Wikipedia. The first parts are amusing and interesting, but the last sentence elevates it to high art.

Tom Waits: And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear One for every year he's away, she said Such a crumbling beauty. There's nothing wrong with her that a hundred dollars won't fix TikTok voiceover lady: the first World Snooker Championship was won by Joe Davis in 1927

Benjamin Hunt you deserve every moment of this thnks fr th mmrs please don’t get on the beers too hard tonight though

People shouldn’t get hung up on this. Nobody’s perfect. Yes, bit of a gaffe, but shouldn’t diminish all the good work she did reducing taxes for mining corps, helping Israel escape consequences for that assassination, or wedding us even closer to US foreign policy interests.

I’m definitely not scared of them myself but I refuse to watch them in case someone else walks into the room and gets scared. It’s called being thoughtful of others.

A Gentleman In Moscow except instead of getting a job in the restaurant, the Count falls in with the maintenance crew to secretly set up a LAN network throughout the hotel

Me enjoying the start of Genesis (nobody has told me what’s coming in chapter 3)