the best (worst) thing about line edits is learning about words I think I know the definition of that I apparently Do Not Know the definition of

i know this is a horny post but the real answer is art (which is also, by the way, horny)

this is why I'm a re-writer, forever and always

i mean

Dreamy settings and dreamy prose in this one. Agents, take note!

all my OCs are saying this

Ever since I was a little girl I've wanted to bind my soul to some sort of immortal dark entity whose sinister aura is matched only by their devotion to me

Unfortunately, my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a better world is possible

"Oh, you've never read The Odyssey???" Your timing is perfect. Emily Wilson's translation is the best one in literally ages, has that sweet iambic pentameter to give it a "bouncy" feel, & makes dudebros cry that the classic has "gone woke". 😁

Sing to me, O Muse, of the man of so much rizz And zero chill, fuckboying around the Aegean, After he lit up the high rises of Troy. Many opps he fought, fr, many rounds popped off, Down bad on the ocean, beefing to save himself and bring his true ones home.

ever since i was a young girl i knew i wanted to ship the heroine with the sexy personification of their darkest, innermost desires

this is a book i'm writing actually

the only reason i write is to write my own favorite book of all time

Yap at me Muse, about this guy who was lowkey built different, who literally couldn't stay in his lane after he absolutely demolished Troy fr fr: He was out here vibing in everybody's cities, living in their heads rent-free, ngl he was catching major L's on the ocean, straight up