Iran is hitting banks with rockets now. Banks! If Iran were a girl, they would be the hottest crazy chick in the world since Cleopatra.

Donald Trump going to war against Iran.

In English we say “Acceptance” But in Urdu Ahmad Faraz wrote: “Hazaar gham hai khulasa kon kare, Muskura deta hun ab tamasha kon kare.” ~ Ahmad Faraz

She Called The FBI In 1996. They Opened A File. Then They Told Her It Never Existed. She Spent 29 Years Being Called A Liar. September 3, 1996. A file is opened inside FBI headquarters. Classification: child pornography. The woman who made the call is identified only as "a

For the record, the president of the United States is now simultaneously claiming that he has won the war, is currently winning the war, needs help to win the war, and needs no help to win the war. All to destroy the nuclear program he claims to have already destroyed last year.

The fact the Middle East has to pay an entire century of instability and intermittent war because the Europeans decided to genocide their Jewish population is insane.

A fair question:

Sometimes a rebellion against the system turns into a legend. 🔥

The President of the United States woke up this morning and posted a 150-word personal attack on Bruce Springsteen. Not on Iran. Not on the tariffs crashing global markets. Not on the recession warnings. Bruce Springsteen. There is a standard psychological tool called the Hare

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

syphilis, herpes and gonorrhea

Mario Nawfal is a fucking joke and should be treated accordingly.

Also pay attention to VP’s face before he started talking…. That frustration and agitation …!

Did anyone in your family ever read Reader's Digest? That little magazine was always around - on the table, in the bathroom, tucked in a drawer. Short stories, jokes, and advice you somehow always read. Who remembers it?

Coffee. Opinions. Craft.

DEAR GOD THE WHITE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP RUSSIAN 80S WHORE HOUSE 😬

on being devoured by internal injuries

Aziz Ansari just appeared as Kash Patel on SNL, and they went innnnn on him "I'm a trailblazer. I'm the first Indian person to suck at their job. Everyone says Indian people are smart, hardworking, incredibly intelligent. I prove without a shadow of a doubt that we can be just

Paisa wasool …!

lady in pink