This week, I’ve only budgeted one laugh and it’s scheduled for Friday. Let’s not play with each other.

“he’s the main character someone HAS to step in.. there’s no way he goes out like this”

I definitely work for me money this week 😭😭😭

Same video. Different aunties. 😭

at this rate I going gas station everyday 😭😭😭

by next month the bus man them on strike

She makes me excited to age

“UWI students what you do when you have a clash?” “Put yuh foot pon the soundbox and seh level..”

Me adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom of my life

Zoe: eventually I checked into my Airbnb *shows Airbnb* Me:

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

No morning alarms for the next 4 days? Happy birthday Jesus fr !

“you’ve gained so much weight”

“My intention is to grow with the company” Me as soon as i receive a job offer with higher pay:

OneDrive is the stupidest thing that has ever been developed.

As the tank reach half… gas station.

I’ve been a couch potato the entire weekend 😭

I have a concept on a pinky toenail 😭😭😭

sorry i can’t hang out i have to watch my close and personal astronaut friends come back to earth