@WearsABeanie “Carlos, I'm not drunk! Do I sound drunk to you, you shithead!?” She's always been a bad influence... Maybe because she's —

@WearsABeanie — also had to deal with an older men a lot back in her hometown. “C'mon, I'm sorry, all right!? I didn't mean to bug you —

@WearsABeanie — on purpose last night!”

Oh, yay. He's opened up the door! “/Finally/.” She huffs, then simply gave a smile. “Look, I know I'm not the best friend — @WearsABeanie

— you'll ever trust completely, especially when drunk, but I just wanna make it up to you for bothering you so much over — @WearsABeanie

@WearsABeanie — the past couple of weeks... So! I reserved a dinner table for us, just to make it up to you!” She may be a whore, but —

@WearsABeanie — she can /totally/ be nice towards her friends. Especially when they're a HOE--I mean, a 'GOOD' FRIEND.

@WearsABeanie BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR. “I AM NOT LETTING MY MONEY GO TO WASTE. NOW, LET'S GO PUTA.”

“What's up, Drill Twintails?” x.com/nowsayitwithme…

@WearsABeanie “HUSH UP, KUNG FU PANDA.” She'd tell him to square up, but she's not allowed to use that phrase. “WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW.”

@WearsABeanie ... ... ... What the--. SCREAMS. KICKS HIM IN THE SHIN.

@WearsABeanie “UGH. YOU'RE SUCH A HOE!” Says the slu--/SHOT. Steps on his crotch with her HEEL.

@WearsABeanie “GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. DAMN HISPANIC.” That's a little racist, but—. She's angry, so don't blame her. Okay, maybe —

@WearsABeanie — punish her for it a little later. “DUMB HOE.” With that, she storms out of his home and back into her car.

Goes give the succ to some bigger people. Not Spanish people tho. 😒

Well, just not that one guy...

Horndog. x.com/orrestyle/stat…

“My brother is a disappointment honestly. Dumb college dropout.”

“Dear college life, Fuck you.”

“I'll be out and about, probably sneaking in to snap some pictures here and there. I don't have money so I'm not signing up for college.”