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Dude imagine you’re a bird and Marvel Rivals rolls by

I call her my gutter ball because I’m all up in her guts down to my balls

Reminds me of this gem

4/30.

Made something kinda cool I think youtube.com/watch?v=Ua8kOP…

if i was a FFXIV goblin theyd call me Backshotz Wombfillur

today i learned that thumb spines exist and i am even more convinced that real life is actually just hell and i am surrounded by demons who's sole purpose is to make my existence a constant barrage of information that I would have rather gone my entire life without knowing

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Is right wing Twitter okay

This entire scene was actually improvised. The guy was supposed to run away and die offscreen in an explosion but the alien decided it would be cooler to impale him and tear him in half during the final filming

My tweets are funny as fuck why the fuck do I not have like 10 billion followers is it because I’m white

“Incest is bad and disgusting” What if it was them?

Your roommate is going to think you’re doing heroin