I should be allowed to connect to the mycelium network

Let me say this clearly: airplanes cannot fly. Flying is an evolutionary mechanism that first insects and then dinosaurs used to avoid danger etc.

please don’t smoke your strawberry ice vape around my baby. he does not like that flavor

the most gangsta shit i ever did was get mad at myself for wasting my potential, and then start rebuilding my entire life from that anger

You’re not Alexander the Great. There is no empire. You have a hybrid car and Slack. Keep the girl. Get the extra croissant

Addiction is proof that you are capable of intense devotion. You just have a false god

enjoy that sunset while you can—soon a swarm of superintelligent AI agents will be able to appreciate it more rapidly and efficiently than you ever could

Knowing a guy who knows a guy is one of the most valuable things in the entire world.

I've always told my PhD students that a PhD is a marathon and not a sprint. Now that Sabastian Sawe has run the London Marathon in under 2 hours, I'll need to think of something else to tell them.

you didn’t just make me cum—you made me arrive—and honestly? that’s growth. 🌱

feeding the hand that bites me

Our father, who art in heaven, down here is not easy.....😭😭

another week at the prompt factory

In an alternate universe you’re being ignored in a room full of elephants.

god forbid a nigga seek higher enlightenment

The good news: The labs have started to hire undergrads again. The bad news: The labs in question

You're offered $3million but you have to show up at an office 5 days a week every week for 30 years and it's divided and paid out weekly Do you take it?