“British accent” WHICH ONE THERES LIKE 100

Jose Mourinho of Erdogans

If he retires without a league title and another champions league at least, certain people need to d*e

AI agents are now renting humans to do their physical tasks. > 614,000 people signed up btw. we just became the hardware for softwares, an api with legs 💀

Kim Jong-un right now:

how I walk into the mall knowing my bank account is looking healthy

Oh so my tax money has been going to bribing officials for the past year. It makes sense now. Jewish club

Buy stocks in companies whose products you use everyday they said 😂

"what a patriot" what the fuck are you on about 😂😂

AI conspiracies in the comments for the 4th day running uno🫩

Somebody Kirk him ffs

The Senegal Morroco AFCON trophy robbery is overshadowing the Chelsea 8-2 humiliation

.Sadio Mané hand over your medal g, the fun’s over

Wait I just remembered I had a bet on Morocco to win AFCON

Not me thinking this was an Iranian leader who had just been killed

2059 days without a trophy!!! The drought ends today.

Conceding a goal in a final and seeing noni madueke standing next to me would send me to another galaxy

Piero Hincapie vs Manchester City

Arteta recreated the iconic meme 😭