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He yearns for the Midwest

Cooked your ass

me doing nothing the whole day bc I have something I need to do at 5pm

Saying “That’s showbiz baby” after not making her cum

gun to my head ask me to tie my shoes without doing the bunny ears and i’m a dead man

Nobody Will Remember: • Your salary • How “busy” you were • How many hours you worked People Will Remember: • Your twitter handle • How good you posted • How many hit tweets you had

you deserve it lol

white people love turning red

America is our b*tch

fat pedophile president assists nation of fat pedophiles

Hey man I was just gonna bomb you but only a little bit like 2 or 6 bombs max I just wanna impress this really controlling client state but that’s it it’s for peace though and you’re not gonna make gas $20 a gallon if that’s cool yeah?

a great success!

On god we were all hard af when we watched this movie 😂

So when WAY more than 13 U.S. service members die because of this am I right to assume that all of you will be way angrier at Trump than you ever were at Biden for the Afghanistan withdrawal? Or is that going to be another double standard you guys have?

had to softblock somebody because they kept joining the spaces of a hideously chopped individual and i kept seeing their fugly face at the top of my timeline against my will

please have another stroke it would be so funny