[Benoit Blanc voice] well i nevuh, it seems to be some sortuh confounding combination uhv sports and horruh, a bloody game a' ball played out on this plane most immaterial my girlfriend: When Blaseball returns will you get better or worse? Because this may be a dealbreaker for me

Some old news, perhaps, but I've officially adopted scratch deleuze forever 🐌🐁, and they're on the Houston Spies with me!

a special prize for al a moss for al seasons the one the only the beloved howell franklin

I lost a kid today. I'm so sorry Vela Alstott. Blaseball takes, more than any game should ever take. And it's so hard to be a friend, or a dad, or a lover, or anything when everyone can just be taken like that. Rest in Violence Kiddo, If there's a way to get you out I'll find it.

Journal Entry - Wednesday...? Caught a quick nap on the floor, followed by a quick nap on the sofa. Grilled some burgers, and that was pretty tiring so I took a nap in the van. Hoping tomorrow is a little less busy, lookin' forward to weekend naps.

say happy birthday right now #blaseball

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don't! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Just a reminder that my kids made me a Tumblr: tumblr.com/howell-frankli… [[I don't know if I'll be posting every 30 days for sure, so if you want to stay you should follow on Tumblr. I don't know how to use Tumblr but it exists.]]

I'm glad to have shared this moment with so many people, the friends and family I've made in this game will stay with me forever. RIV, Blaseball. awoolways yours, Howell

Finally I'm out of that black hole, finally I'm out of Blaseball, and now I can finally do this: *Biiiiiiiig stretch*

reminder that we are open until the end of this month and then closed for good!! which is actually good for you guys because it means there will be no more tillman henderson body pillows printed!! shop this uber exclusive item here! blaseballcares.com/collections/al…

Remember Blaseball Cared closes on June 30th, so get your memorial merch orders in.

First one of these I could enjoy without the threat of harm. Feels nice, Kiddos! Feels sad too.

Like moths to a flame, the blaseball posts come to my main.

[[I miss Crabs LLC so bad, I want to go back and do more of that]]