she became what they once preached she'd hate #metgala

girlhood is a spectrum

When there’s a gluten free goldfish, cheez-it, ritz, animal cracker, and brownie brittle, I will complete my infinity gauntlet and evolve into my final, most powerful form.

theres like a 2 month period when someone is falling in love with you where you can get them to read/listen/watch pretty anything. you really gotta take advantage of that

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

praising jesus because a rapist was elected is why i don’t go to church anymore

bro did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes

googling "effect vs affect" in an incognito window

When I say I have that dog in me— This is the dog I mean

A truly horrible time to run social media accounts professionally.

Me dating Jason

empires will rise and fall, but the fire in this stinky dumpster called tumblr will burn forever whether u want it to or not

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people who ask “can I call you” are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but so sweet 😭

No dance experience, no TikToks, no gymnastics… THIS MAN WORKS AT A ZOO #DWTS

I've lost years of my life to two-factor authentification