Every year on Easter I remember when a friend’s mom accidentally typed “He is raisin” on her Facebook post. Iconic.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Asking someone to watch your dog for a week is stressful bc I have no idea how much to pay! It isn’t through a service so it isn’t set & they don’t have the extra fees—any suggestions on pay?

Worms after it rains:

Yesterday I was thinking about how if I paid for Netflix I’d cancel my account bc there is nothing good on it. Today I got kicked off my parents account for not living with them. Beautiful full circle moment ❤️

If you see this woman PLEASE deny her goods and services

July the Fourth be with you 👽

Stop bringing boyfriends to Taylor Swift concerts!! I do not like seeing men!!

If UFOs are real they are so the Titan voyages of billionaire aliens

I get way worse seasonal depression in summer in AZ than I have ever anywhere in any other season. I am in prison here. I can’t walk outside or even really drive anywhere. This place is hell in a very sincere & real way.

Inventor of Protein Shakes: “Hey, want a glass of whole milk to drink?” Me: 🤢 Inventor of Protein Shakes: “What if I put some chalky power in it??” Me: 🤩🤤😋😍🥰

Sooo…why does it cost more per cookie to get 6 than 4?? Crumbl

Absolutely devastating news