A good day to bury Josh Simons. The cynicism of Starmer. “OK, the bombing’s started. People are dying. Tell Josh it’s moving time”.

Anyone who knows the history of western intervention/the Middle East will rightly ask whether this can succeed - but I do find it weird that people respond to a stunning intell/military success against a terrorist state by hoping it fails. A lot of useful idiots outing themselves

This afternoon's Spring Statement is like turning up for a house valuation in Hiroshima on 7th August 1945.

The US/Israeli attack on Iran and the widening hostilities in the region are exposing the growing scandal that is Britain’s military capabilities, or lack thereof. We are still in the world’s top 5/6 on defence spending yet: We don’t have a single warship in the whole of the

He’d consult Lord Hermer, his attorney general, and aficionado of ‘international law’ — then pay Argentina $100bn to take them off our hands. Simples.

Waking up at 4am to listen to Crofty talking about sweet shops to the audience like we’re a bunch of imbeciles. Please get rid of him

it’s been 5 laps and I’m sick of crofty already, fucking sweets

Shame about Hadjar. He’s had a really good start to the season!

Marco Rubio realizing he has to step in as the new Supreme Leader of Iran.

Wow

The last thing you see before Canada puts you down for seasonal depression

this is art

He’s sleeping with the therapist

🐎 😂

Aint that the truth.

This is a very well orchestrated prank. I can laugh at it because I've been in this guy's position. There's nothing worse than making a choice like this and seeing it was wrong each time.🤣🤣🤣