Pietro wasn’t aware of Thor’s poptart obsession. He didn’t think Mr. Perfect could have such a strange obsession. “Shall we go investigate the rooms?”

“Alright then.” Pietro stood up from his chair, stretched his arms out a bit, and turned to ask the other a question. “Who’s room should we look through first?”

“Let’s try Stark’s office first. There’s no telling what type of dark, demented secrets he’s hiding.”

“Only one way to find out!” He led the way out of his room, and proceeded down the hall towards Stark’s office.

Pietro scrunched his nose as the pair began to pillage the office. The scent of the cologne definitely wasn’t the most favorable. He picked up a worn down book from off of Stark’s desk, flipping through it curiously. “You found anything good yet?”

He’s currently looking for someone to annoy.

“That’s /definitely/ not creepy.” Pietro closed the book he was looking through and tossed it back onto Stark’s desk, before moving over to the bookshelf to browse through the books.

Oh, his poor soul. Pietro is already speeding towards him.

He shrugs. “Fair point.”

He definitely is. Pietro came to an abrupt stop in front of the other, before grinning to him. “Hey! You’re the shrinking guy I’ve heard about. Ant-Boy, right?”

Pietro continued to grin, obviously amused by the other’s reaction. “Ant-Boy, Ant-Man, same difference. When you think about it, it’s a tad bit uncreative.”

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Pietro turned and walked over to the desk next to his younger sibling, before inspecting the locked drawer briefly. “I wanna see what’s in there.”

Pietro watched the other closely as she concentrated and unlocked the drawer with her magic. “That never ceases to amaze me.” He gave the other a smile, before pulling open the drawer to reveal— a hidden stash of playboy magazines.

Pietro scrunched his nose in disgust as he picked up one of the magazines out of the drawer to inspect it. “I don’t enjoy them myself. They’re mostly for rich, horny, middle-aged men.”

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“That’s weird when you think about it. He’s an old man!” Pietro chuckled a bit, before moving to sit down in the chair behind Stark’s desk. He exhaled in relief, and stretched out in the chair. “I feel so /powerful/ just by sitting here.”

Pietro grinned a bit, before joking as well. “If I’m in charge, then that makes you my secretary. Go fetch me the cleanest, most expensive bottle of water in this compound!”

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