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my son ezra has thoughts on inflation and chick-fil-a kid's meals

covid testing at home is a homeschool microbiology credit

this was the first time he performed this bit, i was very proud of him... he wrote the premise and we workshopped it together. love this kid.

dipped a Cook Out grilled chicken sandwich in chick-fil-a sauce on a sunday and accidentally planted a church

having bad dreams on the goat farm

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Trump shops Walmart for a microwave

Y'all I just learned you can hear me on SiriusXM Comedy on Jeff & Larry's Comedy Roundup. Thank you Jeff Foxworthy Larry The Cable Guy for hiring whoever made this mistake! 🙏

Low-Key Mad Southern Dad at Tractor Supply

man who hears 90s music and does the opposite

low-key mad southern dad listens to 90s country, does the opposite

low-key mad southern dad listens to 90s country, does the opposite

"my chihuahua thinks she's a rottweiler" - every southerner talking about their tiny dog

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there's "our" walmart and there's the "big" walmart usage: "baby they don't have that microwave at our walmart, we're gonna have to go to the big walmart for that"

not saying i had anything to do with doubling-off bryce harper but i was doing the chop with a philly cheesesteak into a replica of the liberty bell

I think my lung might have collapsed but it was worth it! Talk to you Wednesday night!

Tracy Chapman, who has not performed in public in years, performs "Fast Car" with Luke Combs at the #Grammys:

GREAT job Layla 👏 Clearwater’s 13-year-old bat dog Layla retrieved her final bat tonight before retirement. We’d say she’s earned a treat or two (or 10) for her good work! (🎥 Clearwater Threshers)