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One of the best throws you’ll ever see. 3 people on the planet can make this throw. And he plays for the Chicago Bears.

Ah. Well!

Absolutely!

He might be the best player on the Bears. Feels premature, but he is a Hall of Fame talent.

Pretty big numbers guy… But if your numbers say that Jalen Hurts played better than Caleb Williams, you may need to recalibrate some things.

Bingo

Oh fuck! Ben forget to run his speech by the McVay tree. Won’t happen again guys.

NFL refs are a cult man. These guys could shoot somebody on the field and they’d go to an ex-ref in the booth who’d say “yeah you know Al, I think it was warranted!”

Cole Kmet after catching the game-tying TD from Caleb Williams

DJ Moore; YOU! are a Las Vegas Raider.

This is my new favorite thing in football. “You never know if you’ll get back here”. Jared Goff had 4 turnovers in a playoff game so now every team that’s good is a one-hit wonder.

Indiana is very good because they complete every pass for 8 yards, and they also don’t let you complete any passes for 8 yards. It’s really quite mesmerizing.

Can’t imagine how weird these team meetings will be.

Be free Josh Allen

The most important move the Bears can make this off-season is to get a handler for this guy. Just follow him around yelling “DON’T DO IT” every hour.

That’s…not how this works. At all.

Billionaires in sports are fucking awesome. A ticket costs as much as a car payment. Every NFL stadium is now a Madden-generated dome. And 90% of them don’t care about winning. But at least we have more VIP space!

There is an open investigation on one of the best closers in baseball essentially throwing games. What a despicable idea this is.

Bears shouldn’t move him for anything. The Bears. Shouldn’t move him (Tyson Bagent). For anything. Tyson Bagent.