What happens when Peaches is bored? She starts to want to start new RP groups. Save me from myself.

Rude.

I'm fucking EXHAUSTED. I hate mornings. I hate them. Thank fuuuuck it's Friday.

Good morning my dears. I'm so tired that I tried to push a pull door to get into work this morning. #Awkward

My best friend is prettier than any else's best friend. #SoSuckOnThat

Someone keep me awake.

I have had about 30 oz of coffee this morning AND a CBD/Caffeine shot and I'm still falling asleep at my desk. I'm also peeing every 20 minutes, I swear.

Alec, I'll give you $50 and a little pair of overalls and goggles if you dress up your penis like a minion.

LMAO. I was being sassy with one of my guy friends and he was like "You're being very argumentative this lifetime." And I snorted aloud.

Truer words have never been spoken.

-Finds Theo K. Charming and Alec C. Kingsleigh wherever they are and wedges myself between them like the cream in an oreo. Snuggles.-

I don't wanna be up. Not even a little.

Hey Alec C. Kingsleigh, I'm about to shower with your boyfriend. #SorryNotSorry

Oh look. It's me.

I need a nap. No no. Let me rephrase. I need a coma.

Dammit I tried to sign into Joe's account for Rex Manning Day and it wants me to verify the damn email.

-Blows the dust off for some light lurking-

Unfollow spree? I think so.

OK. I think I'm literally only following accounts that are Theo, Levi, Lexi and Gav.

We all know this is the time of year I want to revive my spooky accounts... someone stop me.