strange shit about Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody). My attention was then drawn to Seth Clearwater as he moved beside me, sat down and then ordered drinks, doubles. Shifting my eyes sideways to glance at him, the corner of my bottom lip finding its way between my teeth as I turn to face the -

bar top, making it easier to see everyone. My legs crossing, one knee over the other as I sit back and I smile at Seth Clearwater.* He's around here, I'm sure. I can still smell the stank of Cool Water cologne and desperation.

*Listening to Seth Clearwater talk, I lift my drink once the waitress sets it down only to pause, my lips wrap around the straw and my eyes narrow just slightly. I couldn't tell if Seth was teasing or scolding me for Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) and I not leaving earlier and continuing -

to drink. Tilting my head to the left, I take a long swig from my drink before setting it down.* Well maybe we just wanted you two to come rescue us but ya took so long that he disappeared? And by us I mean Ness, because you are under no obligation to rescue me, I'm just her -

roommate and all. *Those words were almost painful to say, though I'm not sure why. Seth Clearwater didn't need to save me from anyone, it's not like we were a thing. Fortunately, as my mouth was running away without me, I overheard Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) say something to -

. Jacob Black about going back to the hotel, I nod towards Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) before giving Seth a tight lipped, scolded smile.* Maybe we should go, like Ness suggested and head back to the hotel. Unless you needed to get back to La Push. (Seth Clearwater)

*A chill runs down my spine when Seth Clearwater whispers in my ear that maybe he wanted to rescue me even if I didn't want him to. I can't lie, it made my grin.* Hmm, I pictured you to move a bit... faster. *In all honesty -

feel like we had been at the bar for a few hours not to mention the amount Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) and I had had to drink, for all I know it could be the next day. Finishing my drink, I set the empty glass beside Seth Clearwater's and take his hand -

as I stand with a slight wobble.* Whoa, that was a bit of a rush. *Glancing over at Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) and Jake.* An Uber would be great or Seth Clearwater and Jacob Black can run with us on their backs? We can see how strong they really are.

*As I regain my balance my lips curled upwards at the thought of Seth Clearwater in red tights.* If I'm not on my back, I didn't drink /that/ much. *My eyes widen realizing how what I just said was going to come across. Thankfully things weren't looking all too steady with -

Ness either until she quickly grasped onto Jacob Black and hopefully distracting everyone from my poorly worded comment. Nodding at Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody), I grab my purse and slink it over my shoulder.* Stairs sound fucking amazing right now. Excuse me. *Pushing passed -

.Seth Clearwater, I link my arm with Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody), smile up at Jacob Black.* I'm just gonna borrow her for a minute. Y'all can follow, right? Cool, thanks. *Before Jake can reply, I've gotten Ness and I a good ten steps away and I whisper.* Why the hell am I such a -

dumbass around Seth Clearwater? Things I have /never/ been embarrassed by before I am now. Kill me now, Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody). Kill. Me. Now.

*If I was a little sturdier on my feet right now, I'd probably jokingly kick Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody) the ass but knowing my luck right now, I'd take up both down to the floor and God only knows what has been fermenting on the floors here.* Twitterpated... *Lowering my voice -

to keep both Seth Clearwater and Jacob Black from hearing.* Yeah well Seth can call me more than Flower if he screams it. *Laughing as I play off Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody)'s Bambi term and put my own pervy spin on it. My demeanor a little more serious, I lean into Ness.* D'aw -

You're a pretty kick ass chick, Ness Masen-Cullen (Parody). I'm glad I basically accosted and forced you to be my roommate.

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No bitey! ~Reconsiders that statement for a brief moment and grins.~ Then again, I may like it. ~Waggles brows.~

And here I thought I had issues.

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