/. Hiding away in Directs until I fall asleep. Replies in the AM. Peace, fuckers.

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/. Morning!

“Hank is a 40 year old virgin, pass it on.”

“Look,, you a stupid twatnugget.”

“Why not? It suits you so damn well~.” Winks. x.com/tombisms/statu…

/. Sorry for the absence. I'm taking double hours at both jobs. 😖

This layout speaks to me.

TEXT; Babygirl: [ Everything is good ] Except for that fact that he actually found himself missing her voice, her touch. Just her being there. He would never admit it though. x.com/TheOGFailure/s…

He thought about it, not really taking time to think twice. TEXT; Babygirl: [ You dont have to ask ] [ Just poof on in ] x.com/TheOGFailure/s…

"It's uh, not an issue. Still dunno how you pop in when the place is warded. . ." Shrugs, patting the spot next to him on his bed. x.com/TheOGFailure/s…

Shrugging, he brought his arms around her and literally yanked her into his lap the rest of the way before burying his face into her hair. "What's up?" x.com/TheOGFailure/s…

whOOPS. "Okay, how so? Are you sure he just wasn't, ya'know, born that way?" x.com/TheOGFailure/s…

|~ Sorry for the delay. I'll be here tonight, @TheOGFailure 😘😍😘

"Woah-- Uhm--" Now wasn't the time to get turned on but hell, she was hot when she ranted-- "So, what now? She still fucking with him? Or?" x.com/TheOGFailure/s…

As much as he wanted to listen, he just couldn't help but to take a small little peak at what was perched upon his lap. Perfection. x.com/TheOGFailure/s…

She's also a fiery, smokin' hot babe. He will never say that out loud. . . . . . well-- "Huh--" He grunted, running his hands from her hips up around to wrap her up in an embrace. x.com/TheOGFailure/s…

"Best way to do that is to relax and do what you think is best regardless. If he ends up hating you, the kid needs a thorough smack across the ass--" He huffed, nuzzling his nose into her hair. "Just look at how Sam turned out." x.com/TheOGFailure/s…