girl came up to me talkin bout "are those your real eyelashes" .... bitch???

slavin over a hot stove

her clothes off, im closed off. which one is worse?

growin up is realizing aint nobody real & everybody lyin

AI graphics and cover art startin to piss me off

this shit will get to you but thays if you let it

i thought soundcloud let u drop remixes

chandler police get behind you, 100% gettin flicked

im in the transfer portal with 2 years of eligibility

fuck protools bro

I ain’t never ask a rap nigga to take a picture with me

AZ drivers will create traffic on an empty freeway wt 6am

i'll never forgive u bitches for discontinuing the sweet & sour sauce Wendy’s

Mfs under 18 shouldn’t have a license bro

Never eating five guys again bro

i love AZ n shit but i gotta get TF

How do I explain to my girl this Jamaican food 🤦‍♂️

Hot Funyuns ain’t used to be THIS hot god damn!

Top 5 tweet of 2026😂😂😂

Just noticed i still ain’t get my taxes… IRS must be onto me