Zohran Maomdani (based)

What if I didn't shit my myself and my pants just did that

This guy has gotta get laid. Damn.

Key West, Florida drug lord Bum Farto goes missing without a trace.

kill all fake lovers

omg I really hope mr beasts beast land makes it out of this war ok :(

actively carpetbombing Tehran while the oberburgerführers bitemog each other. please nuke this country.

The Taco Bell in Pacifica, CA

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

do people really wash their sheets?? you're supposed to just shower before getting in bed and it washes itself

David Lynch endorses Bernie Sanders for President:

Happy ‘here comes the pizza’ day to all who celebrate

I can only assume this is about the northernlion super cruise being cancelled....... my condolences

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

Sridhar Ramesh All whales are bastards #AHAB

yo but if there's a baby gronk that means... Gronk... my man 🤝😂

nika ꔛ*𓈒✦ i mean clowns came from menstrual shows so