that’s all you need to know about warrior nun. watch it.

deadline day should actually be made into reality tv show coz this is giving me whiplash

Welcome back to The Arsenal 💪 Chloe Kelly has joined us on loan for the rest of the 24/25 season.

North Londons 📞’ing

We've got Chloe! Du du dudu dudu Ohhhhhhh Chloe Kelly! Du du dudu dudu She's back in Red and Whiiiiiite Cos she knows Ciiiityyy are Shiiiiiite

Chloe Kelly… welcome back to North London ✍️❤️🤍

She’s coming home 🏡

CK repeating several times in like 1min that the club is special and great feels pointed 😭🤭

Time for a truce? 🤝

We’ve come so far

WHAT A BLISTERING START!!!! 🤩 Mariona pickpockets the defence and slots it home for the opener after just 45 seconds!👊 🔵 0-1 🔴 (1)

it's actually insane that two women, one clearly crying and the other visibly stressed and upset, were told "but did you even stay on the phone long enough" in response to *thinking they were being abducted* and then the cop threw a hissy fit when one of them was rude in response

I'm so angry for them.

Thing is the jokes are funny but when you take a step back and it’s two drunk women locked in a taxi with no idea where they’re going it’s genuinely terrifying

Weird it needs to be said, but no one is on trial for smashing a taki window or disputing with a taxi driver, or being drunk, or throwing up. A cop said he felt upset for being called stupid and white. That's what the ridiculous trial is for.

The taxi situation happened and it was dealt with. Then a police officer came and made it about himself

the thing is, a good portion of men on this app will never understand sam kerr’s situation. in order to make the situation more centric towards the cops feelings; they’ll downplay the real and true fear sam & kristie went through bc they’ll never have to experience it themselves.

Renee doomed us from the start not going with our strongest back 4 when she had the opportunity to do so now that we have depth out wide again.

What a reception! 🤩 After 2,815 days, Chloe Kelly is back on the pitch in an Arsenal shirt. #BBCFootball #WSL

Idk guys maybe Steph’s crazy ass was onto something…