Merry Christmas to my best friend, Gᴜɴɴᴇʀ. I give you shit a lot, and you give me shit… more often. But you still mean a lot to me. And if you say anything or make fun of me for this, I’ll pretend I never said it.

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“𝐎𝐡, 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐈'𝐦 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡...” x.com/i/events/15604…

Cue her sighing and handing him a glass of water.

She leaned her arms on the counter and watched him as he took a sip, a chuckle escaping her lips as she thought of a memory from the night before. “You sang karaoke without the music, and thought I was a waitress.”

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“It was one line in the bathroom, Sav. It’s not the end of the world.” She retorted, sighing as she took her wig off after a hard nights work of stripping.

“So…” she tosses the wig onto the cot next to her before walking closer to the bars that separate the two of them. “I’ve been arrested for shit that wasn’t even mine? You know that wasn’t mine, right? I don’t carry that shit on me.”