licorice pizza made me sad

What astounds me is the amount of people with california home buying money that are clearly insane. How have they been able to hold down jobs? It has to be inherited.

I’m fucking living for Anne hathaways fashion right now. She’s the only thing keeping me going

Is it a faux pas to put better help on the registry?

I'm going home to stream the road to el dorado

Been meaning to read this and it popped up because rip so I looked at the beginning part of plot to get hooked and the main character is born during the Leonid meteor shower and I thought wasn't there a meteor shower on my bday that time? yes. also my father is named Leon

Politicians ALWAYS look as ugly as they are on the inside.

If you sat at the bar and the bar is crowded you have volunteered your personal space. I hate Long Beach

Rode my bike at twilight to the grocery store to buy cheese. What a cute world I’m living in

Tauruses don’t get out of bed for less than a filet.

Why does it take everyone a thousand years to get out of the car

Someone got mad at me for misgendering their dog today

fucking unhinged

Only one working nostril at a time lest I become too powerful

Re Council Member Strickland who’s one of the book banners and election overhaulers. A letter from Camarillo voter:

The guy with the maga hat was the most well behaved. What is happening with parents at Disneyland

The view hosts are mostly air signs - No wonder it’s so hollow

The dance floor isn’t a place for extroverts to gain attention, play good music and you won’t need props and idiotic demonstrations, people will dance. Wedding social medial shit is so fucked

It’s “the commies at the fda” that don’t want Michael to eat chicken that’s been in the fridge longer than 4 days, not me, his loving wife