Where’s that 5cm rule we made up 6 weeks ago? Can we have that back?

Arsenal are dominating the league? This will be your first title since 2004 and you’ve not won this yet you tit.

Out of interest what did he do year after?

I’ve seen you get embarrassed by the same club twice.

Clearly states premier league. Also what position did you cheating bastards finish in the top tier of English football that year?

This boy is special

Why would he get a red for this? Football is soft as shit now, it’s not even a foul.

Funny how when you lot were shite this was never a thing 👀

That might be the worst refereeing decision of the season. Wow.

Maybe that’s because there is an international break you fuck tard. So technically we’ve got 2 in 17 or you’ve got 5 in 35. Fucking muppet.

Jesus Christ, how shit must your club be for that to be best moment 🤣

Mongs this lot. That good old coastal city of Manchester 🤣

Chat shite this lot. Wasn’t a winner, you was a big teenage goal. Federico Macheda v Villa. That’s a big WINNER from a teenager.

Nahhh this is shite and way too far. Lad just follows his club home and away. No one deserves this.

Lyon. City this season. This lot really think they are the bollocks don’t they.

A league title with a side klopp came 4th with. You went 30 years without a sniff of one. Two of these managers you’ve named didn’t win it either. Plus I hate the scousers and even I know a Gerard Houllier brought through Gerrard.

This must be AI 👀🇾🇪

Bernardo Silva is the most unlikeable player in the league and I’ll die on that hill.

Blokes took a holiday in Stockport.

Genuinely hate this bloke.