People need to stop asking where I get my eyebrows done. Mf I grew them myself

When I feel lonely I contact DoorDash support

I’m currently down 5lbs what really made me lose weight was when i went for a flick in Fortnite, my stomach jiggled

My Valentine’s Day plans are pretty simple: - give flowers to strangers - text my ex’s - go to the gym & bench 325 (My PR is 225)

My DoorDasher knows how to get an extra tip 🤣

Down 14 pounds since taking the gym seriously. Incredible how Chubvxry still looked so good

Got Yankee tickets for $45. Can’t wait to go!

Filling out a form for my doctors appointment tomorrow and for Profession, I put “Male Entertainer” 😭

Everytime I think about getting a new car I keep getting compliments on the road about how nice it is 😭 I’ll probably just make it my everyday car and get something fun

My nephew is something else 😆

Felt cute, might delete later 💅🏻

Now that’s a nice wiener

My dad got another doggo 🍫

An 86 year old women randomly gave me her keys and told me to get her car for her…I did as I was told

I’m so glad chat bullied me when I gained some weight. Almost in the best shape I have ever been in

My dad bought a bear as a pet 🤦🏻‍♂️

When your knocked teammate picks up loot while your reviving them

Might be late to the stream 😅

Not me saying “yes please” & “no thank you” to AI in the drive thru 😭

hey *with rizz*