You can at least try to avoid the attacks or explosions. Main reason I've lasted so long. Try to avoid getting shot. Or stabbed. Or blown up

You're what now. Wait, no, let me guess. That neck spike demon guy's involved.

C4 is actually pretty easy to set up, explosives wise. Put a detonator in and either set the timer or set a trigger up and it's ready.

I like C4. It's reliable and doesn't go off without a detonator. I like reliability. You need it in this job.

...About what I'd expect from Discord.

[Clocks out from the dad/daddy talk.]

What is it with men and their strange relationships with their rivals, anyway? "I have defeated you in honorable combat, thus by the path of unspoken masculine accord we are compatriots"

America is pretty good. But I might be biased since my mother came over during the 80s from the then Soviet Union.

Also, I thought that "sour milk Hershey's" was debunked?

What's that barking. That sounds too big to be a dog...

Doesn't look like any dog or demon I've ever seen- Are those...Needles stuck in it? Ugh. Maybe it's one of those BOWs from those declassified reports by the BSAA...

If I was a witch, why would I use a gun?

There's pictures of meat and deer on my timeline.

Snow, huh? Mom would say it reminded her of what her home used to be.

...Got a crick.

//Why I RP On Mobile Most The Time: 5% convenience 95% not being able to reliably remember my @ and being too paranoid to write it down or let my browsers save it

That's pretty moral for a demon. x.com/MaouKishi/stat…

Her what? x.com/SweepTheHeaven…

Hm. I'll have to replace one or two of my suppressors soon.

I'm my own knight and the princess at once.