Billion pound bottle jobs I LOVE IT!

CALM AS YOU LIKEEEEEE

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Season halfway done.

Who are your top 3 Premier League players so far this season, in order?

Greed!

Big chances created in the Premier League since the metric started being recorded in 2010/11.

100 club soon..

Oh boy I have missed watching that man put the ball in the back of the net!

Hello lads, Salah ball! 🍿

Even Messi’s prime never had that level of both per 90 rate AND success rate.

Having over 6 per 90 at over 80% is literal insanity.

Messi’s league peak in terms of combined rate and success % (2017/18) would be about where the Argentina flag is.

Based off of form over the last 12 months, what is the best possible midfield 3 in the world right now?

Function/quality etc.

Good meal!

Mohamed Salah, poacher™️.