My baby been watching peppa pig 🐷 and now Everytime she sees a wetpuddle she wants to stomp on top of it 😒😒That shit gets me so tight ! FuCkin up her uggs......Deum you peppa pig ...COUNT YOUR FUCKIN DAYS!🤬

Taylor be writing tf out these songs.

The care and concern people have for their online life vs their irl life is devastatingly disproportionate.

Instagram notes made me realize how many unfunny people I follow

I don't care if you wish me a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanza or any of the blessings & good wishes of your faith or beliefs. If you think enough of me to wish me these things, I'm taking it. I'm taking it with love and gratitude and I wish back to you. Thank you!

I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

if i say “i’ll let u know” just enjoy yo day

Aaron Hamilton You got a hidden talent! Keep it hidden 🔥🔥🔥

We know you didn’t ask but we’re team Selena

Me when I've had my 3rd fake laugh and they're still talking:

Me in bed looking for more stuff to buy

Me fighting off my anxiety and depression before bed every night

girls when the inner corner of their eyelashes won’t glue down

The Mexican urge to blame any inconvenience on brujeria

I ran out of Nespresso pods, so I had some Folgers coffee. Im literally shaking & Im having flashbacks of when I took pre workout for the first time.

get in the car it’s august