when someone accuses me of inventing xanax, then asks my age and if I’m enjoying myself

U not even blanket

Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes in the prison yard.

Kristi Noem FIRED, Pam Bondi FIRED oh Tulsi Gabbard you in danger girl

pam bondi after getting fired

pete hegseth heading to work

Small towns are almost complete devoid of culture because everyone interested in culture inevitably moved to a big city

real housewives of rhode island is operating on another level

BREAKING: Fat Idiot Who Works At Barstool Has Shitty Politics

I know they was at the after party cheatin dowwwwn 😭😭😭😭

unfortunately this is the Venn diagram of my interests

She’s making sure RHOM comes back

Me at 16 doing hard drugs while everyone else was getting groomed

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

haven’t been to the gym in almost two weeks