Hello 👋🏽 I am hereforth moving random thoughts to Substack substack.com/@avalencia805 Goodbye or hopefully ttyl 🌊

Can someone please tell GoDaddy that their AI sux?

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Idk why i'm like this youtube.com/shorts/BjHMvAU…

Somebody needs to design a shirt that says KILL ALL MORNING PEOPLE And then send pictures of it in group chats at 1 AM

Addicted to drama

After she put everything in her shopping cart, the woman walked away and never looked back. #flashfiction #PrimeDay

Wild Dolphins at Emma Beach avevalencia.wordpress.com/2025/10/12/wil… via Ave

When you're dialing life insurance leads and they don't buy a policy but they compliment your voice #starvingartist 😂

Life hack: buy bathroom rugs in the color that you dye your hair. That way you don't have to worry about staining them

The Adventures of Dolphin Guava youtube.com/shorts/VsnjKMp…

When you're trying to reinvent yourself as a serious life insurance agent but your network visits your old comedy blog that hasn't been updated in years instead 🤷🏽‍♀️

The night vision feature on my Pixel 8 Pro being tested to the limit #1am #NightPhotography

The Art of Cat Acting youtu.be/AycqebrmBkM?si…

❣️❣️❣️🙀 it's here, it's finally here! @hausofportraiture thank you so much for our complimentary portrait! 🐈‍⬛ Higo and i absolutely love it 🥹😻 your photographer Corey was amazing 🙌🏽📸 You are studio photography at its finest. instagram.com/p/DRLsPSJFJpT/…

#petportrait 📸🐈‍⬛

I launched a side hustle graphic tees store focused on empowering women dinocat.printify.me

Lana Del Rey was all my coworker/niece Becky... me tryna be a good boss/aunt But she IS a good artist, just not mine #SpotifyWrapped spotify.com/wrapped-share/…

Wow no la conocía gracias por compartir, los voy a comenzar a escuchar

Things you never hear in Star Wars: "May the force be with you..." -"I'm not leaving yet, hang on."