got his ass

not the golf swing pissing contest

can i come over and stare at you like this

Pepe is an S tier Muppet and I'll die on this hill

Hot Mustard Doritos are top tier. #1 chip? Some say maybe.

Avery You already said already, already

"how could we have possibly seen this coming?" - my reaction to a minimum of 3 things that happened today that I told everyone would happen, long before they happened.

I would like to see statistics on VPN sales in the last week.

Can I ask a real question? How often are y'all cleaning your windows

you don't need to have fun to have alcohol

frogfeld

what an absolute waste of a Ferrari

I know I took my ADHD medicine too late in the day because my brain is caught in a self loathing spiral, I can't stop talking, I can't stop thinking, and sleep is evading me.

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

I am just going to leave this here