dad’s got some major fan girls out there

Hi :)

i went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said “oh fuck my bad i used to work at dairy queen“ & im still laughing about it lmao

Can’t even explain it but that simple little gesture is actually mad caring

My boyfriend came to watch me present my research and at the end I asked for questions. He asked a super specific question that allowed me to reiterate the most interesting part of my research. He knew the answer. He wanted me to be able to highlight it again. What a man

This dog is more athletic than I’ll ever be👀

I love this.

When I hear the opening notes to gas pedal, I immediately drop it low. There is no hesitation. -the hottest woman I have ever met, Alexa T.

Wanna know why I can’t remember chemistry? I have too many important things in my brain like the title of the movie where Johnny Depp was a lizard. #rango

People who say they hate someone and then pop up on your stories with that same person are the reason I have trust issues.

ME

Honestly this no ordering alcohol by 10 pm is exactly what I’ve been wanting for years. I get to get drunk with my friends AND be back in bed by 1130? NICE

buying me gym clothes is my love language

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

she’s a 10 but she needs constant words of affirmation to believe that anyone actually cares about her