When you're mad at bae and he tries to kiss you

When your dressed & ready to go out but your friends won't answer their phones

Literally me with everything 👌

Me: "how tall are you?" Boy:"5'-" Me:

r u african because ur a frican bitch

This snap.. 😂👌

My grandma when she finds out I haven't eaten yet

Dating tip: don't

U know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying "I just find it funny how " bc there's a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny

what a lovely winter we're having this spring

Girls comment on their friends' IG pics with the most exaggerated compliments "murdering my mom with a switch blade bc Im not as perf as u"

Excuse me? Mean girls what?

"demi lovato is fat" oh well can i be fat too please

This could be us but I'm the guy in blue

Who needs April Fools when ur whole life is a joke

Detergent

We all know that one girl who's never really in all her pictures

Do you ever think about all the really nice drunk girls you've met in bathrooms and wonder how they're doing? I miss all of you

Beauty comes in all shapes, color, and sizes.

one of the wisest things I've read in a while