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did I really just describe a song as “like a shot of Jameson straight to the anus”? And is that appropriate in the work environment? (I’m a #musictherapist working at a #psychhospital”)

anger is not an emotion I was familiar with from ages 18-27. You wanna know what finally broke my alleged absence of anger? I’m brutally hungover on my parents couch and my dad saunters in, turns on M.A.S.H. reruns, the theme song blaring out of his Bose soundbar and I just

I finally learnt the word trypophobia today which I’ve been living with for most of my life. It’s an irrational fear of small patterns of holes. So I google it to try and figure out how I got this fear and my screen is IMMEDIATELY FILLED WITH SMALL PATTERNS OF HOLES WHAT THE ACTU

imagine trying to help a 12 year old see that they are resilient and and worthy of love when they’ve heard the exact opposite from every adult since they could speak. This is what I do everyday and it’s endlessly frustrating but how cool that I get to be that person.

yooooo I got bipolar at age 29 like who knew u could just catch that shit

dude jobs are craaaaaazy like what do you mean I’ll never have another wednesday free to do as I please? the audacity

not on my 2024 bingo card.

I’ve been using the same fitbit for four years now and it still makes me feel like a secret agent every morning when I put it on 😎

wait you mean to tell me that I get paid the same amount whether I work hard or do the bare minimum? lolllll why did it take me 29 years to figure that shit out

was doing some light self-hypnosis and just recovered a memory of getting called out in front of friends, parents called, and in trouble for giving my girlfriend a hug at school. Probably why I’m scared to talk to girls lmaooo

kamala's road to the presidency is winning these key battleground counties:

me: why does my stomach hurt? me 20 mins before: um yeah I’ll take one of those eggnog buzz balls, thanks

when #KendrickLamar said "ain't nobody praying for me" it was like dude you got shooters all across the country and many of them are prayer warriors all you had to do was ask

so hey, what are we thinking about the christmas story this year? did that shit happen or nahhhh