Simon and Jofunkel (@average_jo7) 's Twitter Profile
Simon and Jofunkel

@average_jo7

actual bundle of contradictions

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calendar_today09-11-2009 20:49:01

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did I really just describe a song as “like a shot of Jameson straight to the anus”? And is that appropriate in the work environment? (I’m a #musictherapist working at a #psychhospital”)

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anger is not an emotion I was familiar with from ages 18-27. You wanna know what finally broke my alleged absence of anger? I’m brutally hungover on my parents couch and my dad saunters in, turns on M.A.S.H. reruns, the theme song blaring out of his Bose soundbar and I just

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I finally learnt the word trypophobia today which I’ve been living with for most of my life. It’s an irrational fear of small patterns of holes. So I google it to try and figure out how I got this fear and my screen is IMMEDIATELY FILLED WITH SMALL PATTERNS OF HOLES WHAT THE ACTU

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imagine trying to help a 12 year old see that they are resilient and and worthy of love when they’ve heard the exact opposite from every adult since they could speak. This is what I do everyday and it’s endlessly frustrating but how cool that I get to be that person.

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I’ve been using the same fitbit for four years now and it still makes me feel like a secret agent every morning when I put it on 😎

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wait you mean to tell me that I get paid the same amount whether I work hard or do the bare minimum? lolllll why did it take me 29 years to figure that shit out

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was doing some light self-hypnosis and just recovered a memory of getting called out in front of friends, parents called, and in trouble for giving my girlfriend a hug at school. Probably why I’m scared to talk to girls lmaooo

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when #KendrickLamar said "ain't nobody praying for me" it was like dude you got shooters all across the country and many of them are prayer warriors all you had to do was ask