The tower is on lockdown for the forseeable future. No peter I will not let you out to get donuts. No I don’t care if they have sprinkles. Go to your room.

I can’t believe tony SOLD me in SMH. The hurt. The betrayal. It is 2020 now and there are RULES.

I think Steve Rogers should be very careful rn considering he’s 95 gosh darned years old but NoOoOoOOo CAPTAIN CORONA OVER HERE JUST HAS TO BE SMACK DAB IN YHE CENTER OF EVERYTHING.

A group of friends band together to show a schoolyard bully who’s boss. #explainafilmplotbadly

Mental status: STILL emotionally recovering from Captain America The Winter Soldier

Physical status: dont ask. Need to change my Twitter username 🙄 #thanksTony

STEVE ROGERS. NUDES. LEAKED.

Tony *avoiding therapy*: "theraparkour."

Sam: "this is my friend Bucky. Don't worry. He wouldn't hurt a fly." Bucky: "aww thanks Sa-" Sam: "because the fly would outwit him."

Sam: Bucky is such a cool guy we should be friends Sam to Sam: steal his arm.

The most G rated description of all time.

Wealth is being able to buy your favorite foods, like Oreos or sourdough bread

"Self love is downing a bottle of scotch in under half an hour." -Tony Stark

Me: *works out* Scale: 0.00 pounds lost

Bruce: *hulks out* Tony: do you always have to be so extra?

[[my ASL III final performance project: Waving Through A Window from the musical Dear Evan Hansen]]

Clint just fell off the roof trying to see the eclipse 🙄

Bucky: Steve and I are so close we finish each othe- Steve: sentences!! Bucky: Dont interrupt.

Sam: punk. Bucky: jerk.

2014 me: omg it took me ALL DAY but I marathoned every marvel movie 2017 me: lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol